Monday, November 1, 2010

Preggo Music


Product: RITMO Prenatal Musical System
Cost: $100 + MP3s
Available at ThinkGeek.com.

Manufacturer's Claims:
Easy Care: Washable, quality fabric - The specially woven Spandex material continues to look great after multiple cleaning cycles.
Convenient: Hands-free experience - Convenient side pockets hold the Ritmo Audio Controller and your personal MP3 player, enabling you to enjoy a completely hands-free sound experience.
Advanced: Acoustic technology - Specially engineered resonance cells minimize sound leakage to deliver high quality sound to the youngest listeners.
Safe: Controlled sound for baby - Plug your MP3 into Ritmo’s Micro Audio Controller and set the level of surround sound you enjoy; Ritmo takes care of the baby’s safe listening, continuously adjusting the volume to optimal fetal levels.

Verdict: for hipsters ONRY.  Child might never be the same after listening to your odd music choices.

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